It Came From Craigslist - Pistols

   

I love to confess things.  Mostly for the shock value and some other stuff that really isn't the point.  This is IT CAME FROM CRAIGSLIST where I share something ridiculous I found on Craigslist.  My confession is this, I love the trashy Craigslist personal ads.  Its a guilty pleasure.  A free one if you use some one else's wifi too.  The title of this ad was:

Fit white guy looking for big tits - m4w - 25 (South OC)

What got me isn't the title. I believe it is a fact that some folks may believe that the majority of fit white guys are looking for big tits.  But do they have tramp stamp pistols?  Probably not.  

And so says Craigslist.

Single again.

After seven years I left my husband.  Right about here most folks would list how horrible he was and what he did to drive me away.  I'm going to take a pass on that and focus on how fucking happy I have become.  I've lost weight, bought new clothes, met some very passionate men, and rediscovered my friends.  I'm learning that my family loves me even if I foisted a difficult relationship on them for years.  So enough of that.  Now to a list of what I have learned about being single again.

- Changing your relationship status on any website will prompt those secretly lusting after you to make their move.
- "hey do you want to parTy" is the worst pick up line ever.  And no I don't.
- I still get nervous on a first date.  I sweat when I'm nervous.  I'm a sweaty first date...yikes.
- I have nothing in common with 18yo gorgeous twinks beyond our mutual desire for naughty time.  I'm ok with that.
- Airport hotels are just sex clubs with better lighting and art work.

More to come!

Keeping it REAL

Older and Somewhat Younger

It Came From Craigslist: So hot but...

I'd fuck him.  He's hot.  He's "straight".  He wants to dress like a slutty girl and please men sexually.  I'm ok with that.  LOOK AT THAT ASS!  

Cathedral City Boys Club

Cathedral City Boys Club

The "sex" hotels of the Palm Springs area have always been a dirty little fantasy of mine.  Over the July 4th weekend my husband and I spent two days exploring and enjoying (more than less) CCBC.  Before I get to my sarcastic and fantasy shattering observations I want to say that yes I would go back.

We left OC Saturday afternoon and made it up to Cathedral City in a few hours.  Let me tell you a bit about Cathedral City...it's in the desert between an Indian Casino and One of my favorite mountains ever, Mnt. San Jacinto.  I know that it is weird to have a favorite mountain but i always have fun when I go backpacking there I have a fantastic time.  But that is NOT what we are talking about.  We are talking about a resort hotel/men's club/sex club/naked men all over.  I have to admit that we did not stay at CCBC.  We stayed at a budget motel about a mile from the resort.  The nice part about the motel room was that it was small with a large air conditioner.  Small space+big AC= freedom from the 117 degree desert heat.

A side note here is that this area around Palm Springs has been long known as a destination for Gay gentlemen who may have retired or just want to get away from the youth obsessed So Cal coast cities.  They make a lot of porn around there too.  Some of which has been made at CCBC.  Go back through your Hot Desert Knights porn collection and you will find at least one filmed at CCBC.  Kinda cool and kinda nasty.

Kinda cool and kinda nasty perfectly describes my two days at CCBC.  Day one or evening one if you want to be picky was fucking fun.  I got head from 4 or 5 guys.  Got to watch my husband get the same treatment.  I toyed with my man for a bit in the S&M room, ate his hole for a long time with a bunch of guys watching and saw some hot hot hot BB sex.  I know it isn't PC to say you like bareback sex ( intercourse sans the condom for the newbies) but i have to admit watching anonymous bb sex in person REALLY turned me on.  Me and hubby both.  We made the choice to not participate beyond getting head while watching the BB sex in the "barracks" play area.

Let's back up...as in if you haven't Googled it or used the above link check out the CCBC website and virtual tour then do so.  It will help in understanding what I'm talking about.  Anyway there was a fair amount of weed being smoked by the smell of the smoke coming out of my mouth...and other peoples mouths too.  People were drinking, swimming naked,making out, chit chatting and laughing.  I dug the vibe.

With the 117 degree weather all I wore was flip flops, a trucker cap and sunglasses.  I think I was hot.  I felt hot and it wasn't the sauna like dry heat of the desert.  There were a few gents who felt the same way so that was pretty cool.

Pros:

• A very relaxing and friendly atmosphere during the day.
• Sexy guys.
• Naked sexy guys
• Naked sexy guys having sex.
• Naked sexy guys blowing me.
• You can get a room at this place with a sling in it.
• Sill play areas that allow for a limited range of fantasies to be played out.
• Day passes available so you don't have to be there all the time.  A pass is good for exit and reentry for 12 hours.  It was cool to be able to go back to my own motel.  A pass was $25.

Cons:

• Meth.

Here is the reality of the place.  Much like nude beaches and well nude anything you run into folks you kinda don't want to see naked.  Everyone is welcome at CCBC.  Except women and children.  I think it's really cool that guys can go there and just hang out with guys.  Guys like to fuck and suck, and cum as well.  I do.  Where CCBC lost me was three fold.  When i realized that talking was fairly taboo in the play areas I got irritated with it.  The means of communication were limited to eye contact, posture, and nipple pinching.  Yup, nipple pinching.  My nips got pinched and teased and twisted which is fine if you are already making me feel good.  To have men simply "test my waters" by tapping and pinching my nips got annoying fast.  Hubby and I decided to break from the norm and were not shy about speaking up, being very vocal about how good or how bad a BJ was.  I even thanked people for their oral attention.  one guy gave such god head i kept telling anyone who walked b how awesome it was.  I got a kick out of scaring a few guys who couldn't seen to handle being spoken directly to in that environment.  HA!

My next issue with CCBC is the price.  Rooms are expensive there.  Not that the rooms looked unclean or shabby.  The rooms looked as decent as my motel room...for 4 times the price.  Location, Location,Location.  I understand why the price is high.  I just don't think you are getting that much more from CCBC by staying there.  The $25 for the day pass is steep.  Essentially you are paying for the privilage to have the opportunity for anonymous sex.  Hey I paid for it.  I'm not on a high horse here.  I'm just income challenged.

Lastly, meth.  How I fell out of love with CCBC.  Too many tweekers.  I don't know if the meth dealer just shows up at 11pm there or that is just the magic crystal hour.  Either was it was nasty.  I watched one guy, maybe 25 years old, scuttle around like a cockroach.  He moved from dark corner to dark corner sparking up his little glass tube.  He had followers too.  He was the messiah of meth and disciples followed him like waxed skeletons sneaking through the night.  If you have never seen someone smoke meth then you haven't been to CCBC.  It's not CCBC's fault.  They turn a blind eye but a resort hotel can't force anyone to smoke meth.  At least not outside of a horror movie or nightmare.  People choose that for themselves.  I was all kinds of tweekers.  Big beefy builder tweekers, skinny might be the walking dead tweekers, young good looking tweekers, tweekers that never stopped moving (all of them were this type mixed with another) and happy tweekers.  Some looked like they were having the time of their lives.  Just nasty.

I imagine that with time the less appealing aspects of CCBC will fade and I will remember the more strange and enjoyable parts of my trip.  If you asked me if it would be something I would recommend I would tell you yes.  Yes and be aware of what you are really getting into.

CCBC rates somewhere between sexy crack house and gay summer camp.                    
  
  

Straight Guys, thank you.

Once upon a time I was closeted.  I spent hours in high school sneaking glances at boys in class, boys around campus, boys on the field, and best of all boys in the locker room.  Sorry to break it to you Straight Guys but if you are getting undressed in a room filled with other men then some of them are looking at your junk.  Now not ALL of you are getting eye fucked.  Gay boys have standards too.  As a tribute to all the straight naked men that I have molested at a distance with my lust vision here are some straight guys to leer at,

   Lucky bitches.

What have I been reading?

First up is Secret Historian by Justin Spring.  This guy was making gay cool before gay was cool.  It's a biography folks so don't expect Harry Potter to show up.  This is the closest we have gotten to a history of gay America.












I'm also listening to a very scary novel by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan.  I was a bit stand off-ish with this one at first because I've just about had my fill of vampires.  I happened upon a promo code for a free audio book and boom i figured since it was free i would give it a shot.

It's called The Strain.  It's about vampires that don't want to make love or win your heart.  These vampires want to kill you.  They want to butcher all the nice people of New York City.  It's part post-9/11 paranoia coupled with Nazi/Vampire horror sprinkled with fairy dust.  Basically it rocks.

It Came From Craigslist

WTF!!  Just read it.

Banana UP UR ASS - 20 (South OC you host)

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Date: 2010-03-24, 8:21PM PDT

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Hey everyone!!!! IM A YOUNG HOT good looking horny guy who is looking for now now!!!

and i love to rim a guys ass clean or dirty i think its hot!

looking for a guy to have some fun with i want to fuck you with a banana, then peal it off and put the hole banana up ur ass!! then when ur ready PUSH IT ALL OUT IN MY MOUTH SO I CAN EAT IT!!!!! im looking to travel out

SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!

• Location: South OC you host
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

God Bless Drunk Frat Boys

It Came From Craigslist

While sifting through the endless postings on Craigslist I often come across things that catch my eye for one reason or another.  Lately I have noticed that ( at least in my area) tht there have been more and more men in panties looking to hook up.  I found these two pictures posted on the same day.

If there are other guys around you at the moment take a second and ponder whether or not they are wearing womens underwear.  They might be.

Lesson: Drugs (this is not a very sexy post)

Lesson: Drugs

I hate the term "drugs".  I really do.  I hate it because it no longer means anything.  The word is dead to me.  From time to time I will hear about this person or that person who is "on drugs".  It's always used as an excuse to dissmiss someone.  It's right up there with calling someone crazy.  The word drug has become a slurry of negative conitations.  When the truth is we are all on drugs.  If you dn't believe me please ask your self when a medicine cabinet is standard in American homes.  One note here on nationalities brought up here.  i'm solely talking about the American people I see in my everyday life.  So if ou are Canadian and reading this please know that most of this probably applies to you too but I'm not as ure as i am about the Homos I know.  Beig that we all use drugs i am sure we can all agree that there are vast diofferences between asprin and Special K.  We can agree that there are is a large difference btween crystal meth and pot.  There is less of a difference between Lorazipan and Hash and no difference between Oxycotin and Herion.   My point is not all drugs are equal.  Think of it like this.  You would be pissed off if you found out your babysitter had drunk a beer after the kids went to sleep.  Would you feel the sameif you found out that she had been shooting up heroin?

My List of Unacceptable drugs (top 5):

5:Heroin: Really?  

4:Oxycotin(did I spell that right?):  If you find that crushing and snorting your pills has become a regular activety them you need rehab.

3:Home made anything:  This includes home made hallucinagenic drugs, teas, powders ect.  If you are not a chemist in a lab you should not be making drugs,  YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF AND OTHERS.  Good job you get an audiance in Hell.

2:Cocain:  I hear it's a hell of a drug.  It just groses me out.

1:Meth.  This shit is smokable plague.   If you are addicted to meth please seek help.

My List of Acceptable drugs(top 5):

5: Perscription drugs proscribed by an honest doctor.  Pills from Mexico don't count.

4:Caffeen:  It counts.

3:Poppers: be careful.

2: Booze:  drink up boys.  just be safe.

1: Pot: i'd like to tak a moment and reflect on the wonders of nature.  Inhale deeply.  Exhale (cough a little).  Peace.

  

  

Hot Guys: Jack

Say hello to Jack, as in Lumberjack, please let me Jack you off, or I can Jack my ass up higher if you need me to STUD!  

The BF and I got to spend the weekend with this hunk of a man and let me tell you that he is HOT HOT HOT!

If I ran a Bear escort service he would be my top earner.  Hopefully Jack will be taking more pictures and sending them our way.  

Name: Jack (Not really but who cares cause he's hot.)

Age: 24

Location: California, USA

Likes: Swimming, beefy men, Venture Bros. and A&F clothing.

Dislikes: Trolls, men who shave everthing, and tweekers.

Position: Vers and I really mean vers.  He isn't one of those Btm's that claims to be vers then ends up being the party btm for two days.  Nope this man uses everything that [insert Creator of your own choosing] gave him. 

Donate some money BITCHES

Why should poor Fags care about  donating money to Haiti?

I'm a Fag...I'm poor...yet I donated $10.00.

Here is a list of reasons you should donate:

1. It helps keep people alive.
2. Makes you feel better about your self.
3. They need it more than you do.  All you are going to do with that $10 is rent a locker at the sex club and buy a new bottle of lube.
4. They would do it for you.  Well most likely not because Haiti is REALLY poor.  But that doesn't matter so much.

DON'T donate money to scams.  My suggestions are:

www.redcross.org
or
www.unicef.org

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Lesson: The Closet

The Closet. There are very few things that bind all Gay men have in common. We like dick and at some point we had to come out of the Closet. Some come out early and if you think back to your childhood you will remember the one boy who was always palling around with the girls, never wanted to play football, and had the best hair in the 6th grade. Others take their time and in a hormone fulled frenzy bust out of the closet in their teens. Even more wait longer to come out of the Closet and don't figure their shit out until they are in college or later. Some cock loving boys never come out but that is a Lesson for another day. My favorite coming out stories are of the college variety. They tend to involve drugs, alcohol, and "experimenting".

Being "in the closet" means that you are a secret homosexual. For many Gay boys this is a necessity of survival. For example: If you are a 16 year old queen living in Provo, Utah and you don't want to be shunned and ridiculed (or worse) then staying in the closet until you can get out of Hatesburg is probably a good idea. I you are a 30 year old man living in Los Angeles who sneak around in the dark sucking cock so your wife and kids don't find out about your faggoty nature then you need to come out. it will be better for everyone.

Coming out of the Closet is not always a choice. One can be "Outed". This is when someone else takes it upon themselves to spread the word about your Gayness without your say so. This is just rude. If you have a friend/lover/boyfriend who you either know is gay or you suspect them of being gay please do not take it upon your self to out them to the world. You really are just being an asshole.

How can I tell if my brother/boyfriend/friend is a closeted gay?

Here is a list of signs that indicate that someone might be a Fag:

1. He enjoys sex with men. Ladies, if your man is having sex with other men (whether you are there or not) he is Gay.

2. He is more excited about your new Coach bag than you are.

3. He is in any way involved in these professions. Male prostitute, Hair Dresser, Gay porn star, Dog shows, a Cast member at a Disney theme park, or masseuse who gives a happy ending.

4. Enjoys Gay bars for the music.

5. Has ever asked you if he looks fat.

6. Uses a hair product that costs more than $10 and refers to it as "Product".

7. Owns his own dildo.

If you or someone you know is thinking of coming out of the closet here is a fantastic resource for a bit of guidance.

http://www.hrc.org/issues/10773.htm

Next Lesson: Drugs. Some of the good, some of the bad, and some of the ugly.

It Came from Craigslist

We will be having a Craigslist lesson sooner or later. I often peek at Craigslist when the mood strikes. Last night I read an ad for a young man letting us all know he can deepthroat a Coke can. His mother must be proud.

Just a small note on Craigslist. The site is an amazing place to visit. Craigslist is one of the greatest uses of the Internet. You can find jobs, cars, massages, hook-ups, or really anything else. i suggest reading the Barter section for the desperation factor. It always brings a smile to my face.

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