After seven years I left my husband. Right about here most folks would list how horrible he was and what he did to drive me away. I'm going to take a pass on that and focus on how fucking happy I have become. I've lost weight, bought new clothes, met some very passionate men, and rediscovered my friends. I'm learning that my family loves me even if I foisted a difficult relationship on them for years. So enough of that. Now to a list of what I have learned about being single again.
- Changing your relationship status on any website will prompt those secretly lusting after you to make their move.
- "hey do you want to parTy" is the worst pick up line ever. And no I don't.
- I still get nervous on a first date. I sweat when I'm nervous. I'm a sweaty first date...yikes.
- I have nothing in common with 18yo gorgeous twinks beyond our mutual desire for naughty time. I'm ok with that.
- Airport hotels are just sex clubs with better lighting and art work.
More to come!
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