It Came From Craigslist - Pistols

   

I love to confess things.  Mostly for the shock value and some other stuff that really isn't the point.  This is IT CAME FROM CRAIGSLIST where I share something ridiculous I found on Craigslist.  My confession is this, I love the trashy Craigslist personal ads.  Its a guilty pleasure.  A free one if you use some one else's wifi too.  The title of this ad was:

Fit white guy looking for big tits - m4w - 25 (South OC)

What got me isn't the title. I believe it is a fact that some folks may believe that the majority of fit white guys are looking for big tits.  But do they have tramp stamp pistols?  Probably not.  

And so says Craigslist.

Single again.

After seven years I left my husband.  Right about here most folks would list how horrible he was and what he did to drive me away.  I'm going to take a pass on that and focus on how fucking happy I have become.  I've lost weight, bought new clothes, met some very passionate men, and rediscovered my friends.  I'm learning that my family loves me even if I foisted a difficult relationship on them for years.  So enough of that.  Now to a list of what I have learned about being single again.

- Changing your relationship status on any website will prompt those secretly lusting after you to make their move.
- "hey do you want to parTy" is the worst pick up line ever.  And no I don't.
- I still get nervous on a first date.  I sweat when I'm nervous.  I'm a sweaty first date...yikes.
- I have nothing in common with 18yo gorgeous twinks beyond our mutual desire for naughty time.  I'm ok with that.
- Airport hotels are just sex clubs with better lighting and art work.

More to come!