The Closet. There are very few things that bind all Gay men have in common. We like dick and at some point we had to come out of the Closet. Some come out early and if you think back to your childhood you will remember the one boy who was always palling around with the girls, never wanted to play football, and had the best hair in the 6th grade. Others take their time and in a hormone fulled frenzy bust out of the closet in their teens. Even more wait longer to come out of the Closet and don't figure their shit out until they are in college or later. Some cock loving boys never come out but that is a Lesson for another day. My favorite coming out stories are of the college variety. They tend to involve drugs, alcohol, and "experimenting".
Being "in the closet" means that you are a secret homosexual. For many Gay boys this is a necessity of survival. For example: If you are a 16 year old queen living in Provo, Utah and you don't want to be shunned and ridiculed (or worse) then staying in the closet until you can get out of Hatesburg is probably a good idea. I you are a 30 year old man living in Los Angeles who sneak around in the dark sucking cock so your wife and kids don't find out about your faggoty nature then you need to come out. it will be better for everyone.
Coming out of the Closet is not always a choice. One can be "Outed". This is when someone else takes it upon themselves to spread the word about your Gayness without your say so. This is just rude. If you have a friend/lover/boyfriend who you either know is gay or you suspect them of being gay please do not take it upon your self to out them to the world. You really are just being an asshole.
How can I tell if my brother/boyfriend/friend is a closeted gay?
Here is a list of signs that indicate that someone might be a Fag:
1. He enjoys sex with men. Ladies, if your man is having sex with other men (whether you are there or not) he is Gay.
2. He is more excited about your new Coach bag than you are.
3. He is in any way involved in these professions. Male prostitute, Hair Dresser, Gay porn star, Dog shows, a Cast member at a Disney theme park, or masseuse who gives a happy ending.
4. Enjoys Gay bars for the music.
5. Has ever asked you if he looks fat.
6. Uses a hair product that costs more than $10 and refers to it as "Product".
7. Owns his own dildo.
If you or someone you know is thinking of coming out of the closet here is a fantastic resource for a bit of guidance.
http://www.hrc.org/issues/10773.htm
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