Straight Guys, thank you.

Once upon a time I was closeted.  I spent hours in high school sneaking glances at boys in class, boys around campus, boys on the field, and best of all boys in the locker room.  Sorry to break it to you Straight Guys but if you are getting undressed in a room filled with other men then some of them are looking at your junk.  Now not ALL of you are getting eye fucked.  Gay boys have standards too.  As a tribute to all the straight naked men that I have molested at a distance with my lust vision here are some straight guys to leer at,

   Lucky bitches.

What have I been reading?

First up is Secret Historian by Justin Spring.  This guy was making gay cool before gay was cool.  It's a biography folks so don't expect Harry Potter to show up.  This is the closest we have gotten to a history of gay America.












I'm also listening to a very scary novel by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan.  I was a bit stand off-ish with this one at first because I've just about had my fill of vampires.  I happened upon a promo code for a free audio book and boom i figured since it was free i would give it a shot.

It's called The Strain.  It's about vampires that don't want to make love or win your heart.  These vampires want to kill you.  They want to butcher all the nice people of New York City.  It's part post-9/11 paranoia coupled with Nazi/Vampire horror sprinkled with fairy dust.  Basically it rocks.

It Came From Craigslist

WTF!!  Just read it.

Banana UP UR ASS - 20 (South OC you host)

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Date: 2010-03-24, 8:21PM PDT

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Hey everyone!!!! IM A YOUNG HOT good looking horny guy who is looking for now now!!!

and i love to rim a guys ass clean or dirty i think its hot!

looking for a guy to have some fun with i want to fuck you with a banana, then peal it off and put the hole banana up ur ass!! then when ur ready PUSH IT ALL OUT IN MY MOUTH SO I CAN EAT IT!!!!! im looking to travel out

SERIOUS PEOPLE ONLY!!!

• Location: South OC you host
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

God Bless Drunk Frat Boys

It Came From Craigslist

While sifting through the endless postings on Craigslist I often come across things that catch my eye for one reason or another.  Lately I have noticed that ( at least in my area) tht there have been more and more men in panties looking to hook up.  I found these two pictures posted on the same day.

If there are other guys around you at the moment take a second and ponder whether or not they are wearing womens underwear.  They might be.

Lesson: Drugs (this is not a very sexy post)

Lesson: Drugs

I hate the term "drugs".  I really do.  I hate it because it no longer means anything.  The word is dead to me.  From time to time I will hear about this person or that person who is "on drugs".  It's always used as an excuse to dissmiss someone.  It's right up there with calling someone crazy.  The word drug has become a slurry of negative conitations.  When the truth is we are all on drugs.  If you dn't believe me please ask your self when a medicine cabinet is standard in American homes.  One note here on nationalities brought up here.  i'm solely talking about the American people I see in my everyday life.  So if ou are Canadian and reading this please know that most of this probably applies to you too but I'm not as ure as i am about the Homos I know.  Beig that we all use drugs i am sure we can all agree that there are vast diofferences between asprin and Special K.  We can agree that there are is a large difference btween crystal meth and pot.  There is less of a difference between Lorazipan and Hash and no difference between Oxycotin and Herion.   My point is not all drugs are equal.  Think of it like this.  You would be pissed off if you found out your babysitter had drunk a beer after the kids went to sleep.  Would you feel the sameif you found out that she had been shooting up heroin?

My List of Unacceptable drugs (top 5):

5:Heroin: Really?  

4:Oxycotin(did I spell that right?):  If you find that crushing and snorting your pills has become a regular activety them you need rehab.

3:Home made anything:  This includes home made hallucinagenic drugs, teas, powders ect.  If you are not a chemist in a lab you should not be making drugs,  YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF AND OTHERS.  Good job you get an audiance in Hell.

2:Cocain:  I hear it's a hell of a drug.  It just groses me out.

1:Meth.  This shit is smokable plague.   If you are addicted to meth please seek help.

My List of Acceptable drugs(top 5):

5: Perscription drugs proscribed by an honest doctor.  Pills from Mexico don't count.

4:Caffeen:  It counts.

3:Poppers: be careful.

2: Booze:  drink up boys.  just be safe.

1: Pot: i'd like to tak a moment and reflect on the wonders of nature.  Inhale deeply.  Exhale (cough a little).  Peace.

  

  

Hot Guys: Jack

Say hello to Jack, as in Lumberjack, please let me Jack you off, or I can Jack my ass up higher if you need me to STUD!  

The BF and I got to spend the weekend with this hunk of a man and let me tell you that he is HOT HOT HOT!

If I ran a Bear escort service he would be my top earner.  Hopefully Jack will be taking more pictures and sending them our way.  

Name: Jack (Not really but who cares cause he's hot.)

Age: 24

Location: California, USA

Likes: Swimming, beefy men, Venture Bros. and A&F clothing.

Dislikes: Trolls, men who shave everthing, and tweekers.

Position: Vers and I really mean vers.  He isn't one of those Btm's that claims to be vers then ends up being the party btm for two days.  Nope this man uses everything that [insert Creator of your own choosing] gave him. 

Donate some money BITCHES

Why should poor Fags care about  donating money to Haiti?

I'm a Fag...I'm poor...yet I donated $10.00.

Here is a list of reasons you should donate:

1. It helps keep people alive.
2. Makes you feel better about your self.
3. They need it more than you do.  All you are going to do with that $10 is rent a locker at the sex club and buy a new bottle of lube.
4. They would do it for you.  Well most likely not because Haiti is REALLY poor.  But that doesn't matter so much.

DON'T donate money to scams.  My suggestions are:

www.redcross.org
or
www.unicef.org

Hot Guys

Lesson: The Closet

The Closet. There are very few things that bind all Gay men have in common. We like dick and at some point we had to come out of the Closet. Some come out early and if you think back to your childhood you will remember the one boy who was always palling around with the girls, never wanted to play football, and had the best hair in the 6th grade. Others take their time and in a hormone fulled frenzy bust out of the closet in their teens. Even more wait longer to come out of the Closet and don't figure their shit out until they are in college or later. Some cock loving boys never come out but that is a Lesson for another day. My favorite coming out stories are of the college variety. They tend to involve drugs, alcohol, and "experimenting".

Being "in the closet" means that you are a secret homosexual. For many Gay boys this is a necessity of survival. For example: If you are a 16 year old queen living in Provo, Utah and you don't want to be shunned and ridiculed (or worse) then staying in the closet until you can get out of Hatesburg is probably a good idea. I you are a 30 year old man living in Los Angeles who sneak around in the dark sucking cock so your wife and kids don't find out about your faggoty nature then you need to come out. it will be better for everyone.

Coming out of the Closet is not always a choice. One can be "Outed". This is when someone else takes it upon themselves to spread the word about your Gayness without your say so. This is just rude. If you have a friend/lover/boyfriend who you either know is gay or you suspect them of being gay please do not take it upon your self to out them to the world. You really are just being an asshole.

How can I tell if my brother/boyfriend/friend is a closeted gay?

Here is a list of signs that indicate that someone might be a Fag:

1. He enjoys sex with men. Ladies, if your man is having sex with other men (whether you are there or not) he is Gay.

2. He is more excited about your new Coach bag than you are.

3. He is in any way involved in these professions. Male prostitute, Hair Dresser, Gay porn star, Dog shows, a Cast member at a Disney theme park, or masseuse who gives a happy ending.

4. Enjoys Gay bars for the music.

5. Has ever asked you if he looks fat.

6. Uses a hair product that costs more than $10 and refers to it as "Product".

7. Owns his own dildo.

If you or someone you know is thinking of coming out of the closet here is a fantastic resource for a bit of guidance.

http://www.hrc.org/issues/10773.htm

Next Lesson: Drugs. Some of the good, some of the bad, and some of the ugly.